me, myself, and I

tinnyhouse:

actualvriskaserket:

bloosweater:

teppelin:

sexyspoon:

pyrates:

i think this is how i feel most of the time

i got u balloons

omg you are so cute

i got u a cat

i made you a cake

i got you ryan gosling

this is why i love tumblr

ticklishbutts: theladyofpie: ticklishbutts: the Cold War is basically just the United State and...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:59:28 -0400

ticklishbutts:

theladyofpie:

ticklishbutts:

the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis

Holy shit, that’s spot on

I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is

lady-socrates: alongcameatom: daintylolihime: don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:59:07 -0400

lady-socrates:

alongcameatom:

daintylolihime:

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem and makes you a shitty person

lets be honest here how many parents do you think are on tumblr?

the question is:

how many FUTURE parents are on tumblr? At least some, and then it matters

suicideisnotanoption4u: 8-years ago, CHP Officer Kevin Briggs...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:58:47 -0400

suicideisnotanoption4u:

8-years ago, CHP Officer Kevin Briggs talked this young man out of jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge.

That young man’s name is Kevin Berthia.
Today he is 30 years old and married with 2 children.
This week he presented Officer Briggs with an award on behalf of the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention.

The story of how Officer Briggs talked Kevin down is remarkable.

As you can see in the picture, Kevin is literally one step away from jumping to his death. But for more than hour, the officer listened to Kevin pour his heart out about his troubles and told him, “I know you think things are bad, but they can get better.”

Kevin says, “Officer Briggs never made me feel guilty for the situation I was in. He made feel like, I understand why you are here, but there are alternatives”

Kevin is just one of countless lives Briggs has saved over his 23 year career.

Briggs, who was promoted to Sergeant five years ago, is humble about what he does. He says, ”they make the decision, when they step back over that rail it takes a tremendous amount of courage”

I salute Sergeant Briggs!
Photo: The San Francisco Chronicle, John Storey

thelingerieaddict: fripperiesandfobs: Costume designed by...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:57:16 -0400

thelingerieaddict:

fripperiesandfobs:

Costume designed by Dorothy Jeakings and Charles Lemaire for Barbara Stanwyck in Titanic (1953).

From the Bibliotheque du Film

That lace.

laughingstation: More FUNNY POST here!

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:56:29 -0400

laughingstation:

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laughingstation: barfingunicorn: pleatedjeans: via apology...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:41:22 -0400

laughingstation:

barfingunicorn:

pleatedjeans:

via

apology accepted

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